*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr